hydrolize:

me before I ate all your frie: Do not take with people like me to mcdonalds with you. I will take you to drive thrus, food courts and dine in restaurants and eat your fries in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without thinking of how I stole you frie. I will destroy you by eating your fries in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.