gurl i see it in your eyes you’re disappointed
Realizing you left your headphones at home
Anonymous asked: how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?
Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.
Keeping up with the cardigans…damn…how do clothes run so fast..
u can tell a lot about a person by which of alex’s haircuts they prefer
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
Jesus take the wheel
Whoa there Jesus