when you order regular fries and you get a few curly fries
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
when u mean to type “believe” but accidentally type “beliebe”
*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume
can’t stand those dumb teenagers who insist on using “da” instead of “the” because they think it’s cool. leonardo DA vinci? seriously? it’s obviously leonardo THE vinci, you uncultured swine
mom… dad…. mom… dad…. mom… dad…. *starts beatboxing* mom… dad…. mom… dad….
how to be better than me:
• ur already doing it
• i’m a loser
that boy u called white??? ya he’s 10% cherokee on his mom’s cousin’s side of the family. think before u speak.