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Posted on 19th Sep at 12:23 PM, with 13 notes

Anonymous said: Textpostsrus: Down with discrimination and racism. Yay equality!! ....But I also hate straight white boys. .... Perfect sense.

are you for real ????! … 

Posted on 19th Sep at 10:23 AM, with 47,292 notes
partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
Posted on 19th Sep at 9:54 AM, with 160,282 notes

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

Posted on 19th Sep at 8:47 AM, with 46,314 notes

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

Posted on 19th Sep at 12:06 AM, with 64,540 notes

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

Posted on 18th Sep at 5:39 PM, with 376,212 notes

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

Posted on 18th Sep at 11:37 AM, with 64,540 notes

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

Posted on 18th Sep at 7:03 AM, with 229,826 notes

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

Posted on 18th Sep at 6:57 AM, with 200,727 notes

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

Posted on 18th Sep at 6:43 AM, with 30,631 notes

austrianwhore:

that feeling of satisfaction when you finally finish hanging all of your fish on a clothes line in the middle of an empty field

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