Anonymous said: Textpostsrus: Down with discrimination and racism. Yay equality!! ....But I also hate straight white boys. .... Perfect sense.
are you for real ????! …
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb